Wal-Fart

So, there was a trip to Wal-Mart (which I hate, because they donate a lot to the Republican party) today, and I went there.

First, let me explain. I LOVE NOS. Absolutely love it. However, my parents don't share the same enthusiasm. So, I got a mini-fridge. And NOS. And Amp. And Full Throttle. Because I love energy drinks. I also got half-and-half for my coffee (more caffeine!), Strawberry-Banana V8 Fusion (day's worth of fruit and vegetables, all I taste is the fruit), and a 12-pack of Cherry Coke Zero.

Let's see... 12 cans of e-drinks, a huge jug of V8 Fusion, and some Cherry Coke Zeroes.... that should last me three days. Just kidding. As soon as the fridge gets cold, I'll have a NOS. NOS!!!!

- Mich(NOS!)ael