Getting ready...

Well, I get to see my two dogs this weekend (yay!!!)... and my parents (not-so-yay!). Jk, lol.

Speaking of lol, I talked to CJ last night (the douchecookie who says "lol" at his own sentences WAY too often), and here's the convo:

givecjadollar (9:01:23 PM): hey man
mike1rud (9:01:25 PM): hey, sup?
givecjadollar (9:01:28 PM):: lol nothing much lol
givecjadollar (9:01:31 PM): lol im practin for hockey lol
mike1rud (9:01:34 PM): is that in season?
givecjadollar (9:01:39 PM) lol not yet lol but soon. lol practice makes perfect
mike1rud (9:01:46 PM): hey man, smd
givecjadollar (9:01:49 PM): lol wats smd?
mike1rud (9:01:55 PM): SUCK MY DICK!! lololololololololololololol!!!
givecjadollar (9:02:27 PM): haha lol

That kid is a freak of nature. It's puzzling how he got out of his mother's womb. Dipshit would need Google Maps just to be born.

Anyways, I have limited physical activity (none, because I did so awesome in Gym; more on that later) until Monday, and to wrap up today, all I have to do is take a Physics quiz (which I already know the answers to, since my teacher is so awesomely awesome), and then I'm done.

Tomorrow will consist of an hour and a half each of Latin, History, and English (and a two-hour lunch!) and then I get to see my family!

In gym, the two weight lifters in our class are me, and this huge kid who's on the football team called Evan. So, we had to do cardiovascular stuff with weights in each hand, and Coach Z, the gym teacher (not the guy from Homestar Runner), said, "You all might want to use 5 or 8 lbs." So, of course, I have to do higher. I pick up 15 (which is pretty light), and then Evan follows suit. He looks at us, and says, "Y'all might want to do less." I look at him and do a quick bicep curl with the weight in my right hand and say, "I've been lifting weights all summer." He raises his hands up and says, "Okay...", like "You're gonna regret this...".

Anyways, Evan and I do stellar. I've got Disturbed backing me up, which is always nice, and Coach Z is staring at me like, "Where the hell did this kid come from?" Um, this kid is the same one who did 2 miles in 13 minutes Tuesday (I thought I was gonna crap myself at first when Senor, the Strength and Conditioning coach, said that we 'only have to run 2 miles'. But I did it in 12:43! Suck on that!). So, I finish, and I don't have S&C until Monday and Gym until Tuesday.

Sweet!

Well, I might update tomorrow. All for now!

-Michael

Hiccups

This may seem a little weird (and short), but I found a way to get rid of hiccups immediately.

Next time you get hiccups, get an AIDS test. Even if you've never had sex, think that you might have AIDS. There is almost nothing scarier than AIDS. Since you're so scared, the hiccups are gone!

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